The other day I learned that a handful of my guy friends have been regularly meeting (for over a year now) to discuss extreme distaster scenarios, escape plans, preparation, and survival techniques, and that they have several different “disaster” tactics set with all the necessary gear, to which all of this was supposedly a secret until recently so not to cause suspicious or panic amongst the friend group, but when I heard this I just kept thinking: 

"I wonder how many guns they got buried in the backyard."