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In Which (New) Corner Liquor Store Man Tells Me to Get a Dog

I've moved and my new Corner Liquor Store Man and I are still getting aquatinted. This happened tonight.
CLSM:
Ah, champagne and beers tonight.
KE:
Yes.
CLSM:
What's wrong?
KE:
I can't find my cat. I was hanging lights and he ran out and it's dark and he won't come when I call him.
CLSM:
Cats are like men. They always come back. Don't worry, he'll come home.
KE:
I'm worried someone will just, you know, scoop him up.
CLSM:
Then you have no worries. Save money on cats food. Buy more liquor.
KE:
...
CLSM:
You should get a dog. They are loyal and never leave in the first place. Mans best friend. Girls best friend.
KE:
I want my dumb cat back.
When I came back from the store, the cat was sitting on the porch. He gave me his "Where were you?" deadpan glare. So much better than champagne.