I’m Kelly Egan. Los Angeles is my turf, but the Internet is my home. I believe in the human spirit, and I believe there’s always time for adventure. Tumblr (3.0; @kellyegan)http://www.kellyegan.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzm9dkd7wX1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/18176894687http://www.kellyegan.com/post/18176894687Thu, 23 Feb 2012 22:00:05 -0800Ash stymest<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztb4hBsHT1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>GPOYW: </strong> Learning all sorts of neat body things here in CR.</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/18085794194http://www.kellyegan.com/post/18085794194Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:48:17 -0800gpoyw<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzksn5Zv8S1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/18014899115http://www.kellyegan.com/post/18014899115Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:00:05 -0800Matteo Martari &amp; Simone BredariolTomas FalmerAttitude MagazineMe: Our country is probably full on bright, talented, highly capable people to run for President. I get that expense is half the battle but come'on right? If we're educating hundreds of thousands of people to shoot for managing and running companies - how is our country not a company at this point in time? There's glory and honor in being the CFO of the USA, right? So where are The Brains and why aren't they running? <br /> Dad: Because they'd be killed. <br /> Me: Oh...http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17985119354http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17985119354Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:01:00 -0800All the good ones go out with a bulletCFO= Chief Fighting One<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzksrzXbkc1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17949199146http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17949199146Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:00:05 -0800Haider AckermannSpring 2012<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzks9wW0iy1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17949198967http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17949198967Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:00:05 -0800Eva Green<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzks80TVvo1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rasa Zukauskaite by Paul de Luna (Angels We Were - Summer 2011)</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17888738877http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17888738877Sun, 19 Feb 2012 09:00:06 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmeuk2sQt1r1t7lqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17864687749http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17864687749Sat, 18 Feb 2012 20:19:29 -0800winged bootsChild (standing on stool): Mom. Mom hey, I'm higher than you! <br /> Mother: Sit down.<br /> Child: I'm higher than you! <br /> Mother: Sit down, please. <br /> Child (turns to stranger to his left, laughing): I'm higher than you! <br /> Kelly: Doubt it, dude. <br /> http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17844961835http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17844961835Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:11:22 -0800I ATE 6 TACOSBITCH PLEASE<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzirasnZ7J1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Says so on my resume and everything. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17829570053http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17829570053Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:30:05 -0800Sports IllustratedSwimsuit Cover is total shit<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkirq9OpS1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And then to shove it even MORE down my throat, the Universe sends me this sign two steps after. </p> <p>I get it, LA! I am grateful!</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17800850468http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17800850468Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:55:02 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkilsTUQ01qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So I’m walking to the movie theaters to escape my cranky bad attitude spawned from a curt phone call with the BF. Maybe you’ve been there too. You know, the grumps? </p> <p>Anyway I’m just stomping away, brooding, wondering, and hoping that the film (‘The Artist’) will help, when I walk straight into this guy. </p> <p>Quite literally, a sign. </p> <p>And just like that my mood was gone, and the temper vanishes. There’s a guy standing on Sunset with a sign, waving and bouncing up and down because who the fuck cares. </p> <p>I’m still going to see the movie though. These milkduds aren’t gonna eat themselves…</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17800658395http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17800658395Fri, 17 Feb 2012 18:52:22 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgzxoPn7d1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Calathea warscewiczii - The Wedding Cake Flower </strong></p> <p>“Dude, look at that ant crawling up that dope flower,” he said. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17773104202http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17773104202Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:00:05 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziqs5Ef7d1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My sister sent me this photo earlier with the caption,</p> <p>“Look what Rhett made me for Valentine’s Day! He said it would last longer.” </p> <p>Then I ate 2 king sized Almond Joys and blasted Beyonce because I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER I CAN’T EVEN SO CRAZY IN LOVE</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17749995331http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17749995331Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:59:41 -0800Audrey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziopfibRG1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17747191563http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17747191563Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:08:03 -0800Grace Kelly<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh0jxsHYx1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>“Brave” concept art. </strong></p> <p>Very excited. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17732059869http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17732059869Thu, 16 Feb 2012 15:00:05 -0800BravePixar<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh0wlqzkM1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Love. Love. Love. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17717642175http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17717642175Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:00:05 -0800Meadham Kirchhoff<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh5f5jK5Y1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Velocult, the independent bike shop where my bike was born, says good bye to San Diego and heads to <a href="http://velocult.com/2012/02/goodbye-san-diego/" target="_blank">greener pastures in Portlandia</a>. </p> <p>Tear, and best of luck boys! </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17715628326http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17715628326Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:00:05 -0800VelocultSan DiegoBikes<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh1tcaCKk1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The damage of the St. Valentine’s Day (sugar) massacre. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17701053224http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17701053224Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:59:11 -0800Oh god the sugarrrrrr<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgzfcY5Ex1qhjg9xo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgzfcY5Ex1qhjg9xo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgzfcY5Ex1qhjg9xo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgzfcY5Ex1qhjg9xo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgzfcY5Ex1qhjg9xo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jilleeuhn.tumblr.com/post/17699109022/i-need-this-its-a-keychain-shaped-like-a-cat" target="_blank">jilleeuhn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/Wild-Kat-Keychains-p-16464.html" target="_blank">I need this</a>.  It’s a keychain, shaped like a cat, that you can gouge someones eyes out with.  For “self defense”.  I’m likely to use it offensively.  I lost my knife.  It costs $5.  Any color will do (not red).  My birthday is March 26th.</p> </blockquote> <p>Whenever the topic of self defense comes up I always say the BEST move you could make with your hands is gouging the eyes out. This is adorable, and brilliant. I want one. Sure as hell is lighter (and cheaper) than the taser I lug around at the mo’. </p> <p>(Purple, please)</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17699337224http://www.kellyegan.com/post/17699337224Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:12:03 -0800