Kelly Egan is a human living in Los Angeles. Do you ever get nervous? Tumblr (3.0; @kellyegan)http://www.kellyegan.com/<p><ul><li>Hey! HEY. Come here. You&#8217;re all right, you know that? </li> <li>I&#8217;m sorry, but I Googled you in the bathroom and found your Livejournal Icon Community archive.</li> <li>I&#8217;ve followed you on _____ for years, asshole. </li> <li>GRYFFINDORS NEVER BACK DOWN! </li> <li>Want to go into their bedroom and flip everything upside down? </li> <li>Take this pancake because I love you. </li> <li>The second season of everything is crap really. </li> <li>You remind me of a Bond Girl&#8230;</li> <li>You remind me of Tilda Swinton&#8230;</li> <li>But your mom is the best.</li> <li>Here, I brought you chilled white wine. </li> <li>Want to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? </li> </ul></p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50970008102http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50970008102Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:32 -0700Listcicles<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75353bca02ee8de9665580543d506c4e/tumblr_mn3ymhP5yW1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60d73637c60c117837e4cbeb452852f9/tumblr_mn3ymhP5yW1qzobxmo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Hold me. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50918951290http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50918951290Mon, 20 May 2013 10:44:41 -0700Sherlock<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79720fafaf1cbcf4a752e9ab84c8dd8e/tumblr_mn3vu4hKZA1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>As I place my bet on the “Going the way of Livejournal” space. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50915366403http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50915366403Mon, 20 May 2013 09:44:28 -0700You guys love display ads right?!ADS!Money is great<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0c23336c3433c4155e745628040ce31/tumblr_mn20jtoGLB1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Found some inspiring ideas in an old journal.</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50829080252http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50829080252Sun, 19 May 2013 09:31:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39a2105d660dbc1ef277a958c539720e/tumblr_mn1zifRfpw1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Whose side are you on, Netflix?! </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50827468964http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50827468964Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:00 -0700i'd rather die<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c206309b3d4f831824e5113d2913b81/tumblr_mmyzkzssLw1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>GPOY</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50692440339http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50692440339Fri, 17 May 2013 18:17:23 -0700bear<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7d3b931ed929281e502e87a041bbb9c/tumblr_mmlgn9GiTQ1rz7d9uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>oops swallowed my gum. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50602254736http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50602254736Thu, 16 May 2013 14:34:39 -0700godfrey gao<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/N2U2CtzniNo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Hot Off the Tubes:</strong> my friend Teddy captured the many faces of Coachella ‘13. </p> <p>No blinking! </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50527234679http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50527234679Wed, 15 May 2013 15:36:41 -0700Coachella<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15761015e1ba68bd290b0fe9cb986826/tumblr_mmv00skfZw1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Rowsdower, Rowsdower</em></p> <p><em>Rowzzer Rowzzer, Rowsdower</em></p> <p><em>Bowszer Bowszer, Bowzdower</em></p> <p><em>Zappidby Zabbity, Zowsdower</em></p> <p><em>Bippity Biddity, Rowsdower</em></p> <p><em>Boppity Bopiddy, </em></p> <p><em>Rows</em></p> <p><em>Dower</em></p> </blockquote>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50526139811http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50526139811Wed, 15 May 2013 15:28:56 -0700MST3K<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/68d5f1a12c57d49a798faa6c6b5b65bc/tumblr_mmdyio1hCf1r1i4vro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I exclaimed to the supermarket sheet cake. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50506456071http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50506456071Wed, 15 May 2013 10:39:16 -0700“According to the Doug Seus’ Wasatch Rocky Wildlife website representing Bart, some of his hobbies include ‘eating, swimming, rolling giant truck tires around and chasing butterflies.’”<br/><br/> - <em><p>- ‘Game of Thrones’ scene stealer, Bart the Bear Jr. </p> <p>T.T</p></em>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50444848338http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50444848338Tue, 14 May 2013 14:23:29 -0700<p><span>Thoughts and prayers to the champions already boning to &#8216;Random Access Memories&#8217;</span></p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50359409475http://www.kellyegan.com/post/50359409475Mon, 13 May 2013 12:36:58 -0700daft punk<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09ac20a3fd388aa5f37816241f887f6c/tumblr_mmimr5xiCS1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Because, please. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49994408030http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49994408030Wed, 08 May 2013 22:18:41 -0700KloutSocial Media<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03c56e03227cf143c00bacb8e5389bfe/tumblr_mmhsu4xfjh1qzobxmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f4198d67cb9364bdd22855be96b46e8/tumblr_mmhsu4xfjh1qzobxmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49946844438http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49946844438Wed, 08 May 2013 11:32:43 -0700Daft PunkGQ<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69beecfe5cd18faf636e8d8a2520fed4/tumblr_mmgqb7t2IC1qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>Make me. </em></p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49913724428http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49913724428Tue, 07 May 2013 21:40:19 -0700Facebook Features<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db78db2ffb4cb6a62faa2e3eb670bad0/tumblr_mmgn74EmWM1qzobxmo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>She’s up all night ‘til the sun</p> <p>I’m up all night to get some</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49909436207http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49909436207Tue, 07 May 2013 20:33:00 -0700Get PizzaGIF<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e76baa3a6bc30df6928485b4b5a030fa/tumblr_mme6itn4sW1qzbnnbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6be4e7bedbb86028cef7266944c72299/tumblr_mme6itn4sW1qzbnnbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ianbrooks.me/post/49832565279/tramp-stamps-by-phil-jones" target="_blank">ianbrooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span><em><strong>Tramp Stamps</strong></em> by Phil Jones</span></p> <p><span>The best way to show the world your love for bouncing up and down…… <em>on a trampoline</em>.</span></p> <blockquote> <p><em>Artist: <a href="http://cargocollective.com/phildesignart/Tramp-Stamps" title="Tramp Stamps" target="_blank">Website</a> / <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phildesignart.tumblr.com/post/49792057441/tramp-stamps-by-phil-jones" target="_blank">Tumblr</a></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49838581413http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49838581413Mon, 06 May 2013 22:54:40 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4918b65c3946155ea8554555628034d6/tumblr_mmekln2Cs81qzobxmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>@.@</p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49815887001http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49815887001Mon, 06 May 2013 17:41:47 -0700KimyeMet GalaNYTimesIt's Beautiful...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08d6b53998b1557c6efbc9077f64026a/tumblr_mlbrt0cvTN1snl8neo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mmmmmm both, please. </p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49789731153http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49789731153Mon, 06 May 2013 12:02:33 -0700<p><p class="p1">- an incredible temptation to sleep under desk</p> <p class="p1">- many feelings</p> <p class="p1">- at peace with every obstacle you&#8217;ve conquered in life so far</p> <p class="p1">- one with the universe</p> <p class="p1">- a need for more tacos</p> <p class="p1">- i dunno. really good, man  </p></p>http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49457487380http://www.kellyegan.com/post/49457487380Thu, 02 May 2013 13:33:12 -0700