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Sep
06

Things Nobody Has Ever Said. Ever.

  • “That whipped cream flavored vodka totally ruined my drink.”
  • “Dude, Grandma, your breath smells fantastic.” 
  • “Go back to sleep, babe, I’ll feed the cats this morning.”  
  • “I brought you one of every type of olive from the buffet bar, we cool?”
  • “I’ll never tire of hearing my mother-in-law’s donkey laugh.” 
  • “Let’s order the mussels - what could go wrong?” 
  • “Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are divorcing? WHOO HOOO!” 

Notes

  1. jorgesbythesea said: actually, i was very happy to hear that Will came to his senses
  2. kellyegan posted this