You know that song...

Mom:: You know that Christmas song? The one that goes, 'da nun-na-nun naaa'
Audrey:: Oh yeah, like, 'baby it's great...weather cold slate'
Kelly:: 'Baby It's Cold Outside?'
Audrey:: 'Your eyes are like hearts'
Mom:: 'I wish I could fake...smelling is great.'
Kelly:: Okay, none of those are the right words. You mean the song "Baby It's Cold Outside."
Mom:: Yes. The one with the guy and girl singing to each other.
Kelly:: Yeah, so?
Mom:: Today I heard that song, only it was sung by two women.; Mother takes a bite out of a persimmon. Exits Kitchen.