Wine - Rock Climbing

Like rock climbing, drinking wine should be done in pairs. Nothing gets the blood moving and the heart rate up like a couple of glasses of cab sav. With the buzz of wine while facing those difficult verticals, you’ll know exactly when your muscles give out, plummeting you several feet (or inches, in my case) to the ground. Can’t rock climb? Doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy wine. It’s the perfect beverage to sip from the shade as you observe your friends stumble over boulders. Don’t forget the corkscrew. Or chalk.

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