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Nov
16

nedhepburn: So there’s this fucking sixth grader who makes apps for the iPhone and iPad, wears blue button ups and one of those Madonna mics and talks about marketing on stage in front of a bunch of adult marketing professionals who lap this kind of thing up. What happened to wanting to be a fireman? Now kids want to be Mark Zuckerburg? SMH. So you’re telling me there’s a whole generation of up and coming douchey marketing people? If you ever wanted to know what my own personal idea of hell is, this comes pretty fucking close.  Going with the genetic tendency to rebel against what your parents are, with any luck my kids will come out wanting to be engineers, chemists, or owners of a local Jack In the Box restaurant.  I pray. 

nedhepburn:

So there’s this fucking sixth grader who makes apps for the iPhone and iPad, wears blue button ups and one of those Madonna mics and talks about marketing on stage in front of a bunch of adult marketing professionals who lap this kind of thing up.

What happened to wanting to be a fireman? Now kids want to be Mark Zuckerburg? SMH. So you’re telling me there’s a whole generation of up and coming douchey marketing people? If you ever wanted to know what my own personal idea of hell is, this comes pretty fucking close. 

Going with the genetic tendency to rebel against what your parents are, with any luck my kids will come out wanting to be engineers, chemists, or owners of a local Jack In the Box restaurant. 

I pray. 

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    Good job, 21st Century.
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    I can see the future.
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  15. meekins-says said: I can just see him at a cafe wearing his stupid blue tooth “I asked for a babycino latte chai with SOY you swine! Now make it again and DO NOT boil the soy milk, it should only reach 65 degrees MAX!”
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