THINGS THAT ARE NOT COOL RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
1) Jokes, cracks, innuendos, or references to “The Recession”
2) Solid color wallpaper
3) The word “organic” when meaning “natural”
4) Personal stories: struggling to over come daily American urban strife. Like grocery shopping at Whole Foods, commuting to-and-from your nonspecific media job, and your plans to “escape it all” real soon.
5) Twitter
6) Your girlfriend. Probably.
7) Multiple terms for the same thing. (I’m looking at you, Geology)
8) Absence of 3L of Carlo.
