Things my Italian Mother believes will give you Cancer

(For some items, I think she may be on to something.)

Air Fresheners - “Stop breathing that shit, Kelly, it’s all chemicals.”
Tupperware and Plastic Food Containers - “You’re heating plastic. And then eating from it s’non ha senso.”
Antiperspirant Deodorant - “Aluminum in your pores leads to Alzheimer’s.”
Arizona Iced Tea - “It’s all sugar.”
Microwaves - “Why are you standing there? Get your ovaries away from that! Jesus Christ.”