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Sep
21

Few things about England: Your alcohol is mad cheap. Damn. Like… A 3 pack of rolly black ink pens are more quid than a pint of Fullers, what? Never change, England, never change. The sunshine you’re experiencing? Let’s call it a gift from California. A preview of coming attractions. Sports! Number of drinks it takes for me to clearly break through and understand/mimic your Northern barb accent: 4 Love what you’ve done with the place. This trip made me realize I miss my American boys. No, no, I do love you men of the Isle, of Queen and Country, but damn…give me my corn-fed, blue blooded boy with trusts funds and I’m like a mule tethered to 40 acres - SOLD. (Miss you…)

Few things about England:

  • Your alcohol is mad cheap. Damn. Like… A 3 pack of rolly black ink pens are more quid than a pint of Fullers, what? Never change, England, never change.
  • The sunshine you’re experiencing? Let’s call it a gift from California. A preview of coming attractions.
  • Sports!
  • Number of drinks it takes for me to clearly break through and understand/mimic your Northern barb accent: 4
  • Love what you’ve done with the place.
  • This trip made me realize I miss my American boys. No, no, I do love you men of the Isle, of Queen and Country, but damn…give me my corn-fed, blue blooded boy with trusts funds and I’m like a mule tethered to 40 acres - SOLD. (Miss you…)

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