Denali National Park in September As I get older...

Denali National Park in September

As I get older I like to add one new thing a year to my travel itinerary. This year that “thing” meant adding a new Festival, but for next year I got my bloodshot eyes to this Godless expanse of Northern Mindfuckery. To wait until January, as it sits on my New Years Resolution List, doesn’t give me the appropriate time I need to plan, seeing as I’ll be going solo.

Because NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO GO.

Or do you?! Do you, dear reader, wish to journey into the heart of the North American tundra? To trek over middle elevations, near permafrost zones, experience the untamed, gives-little-fucks attitude of Alaska? Do you enjoy bears, wolves, and moose? Do you want to avoid being seriously harmed by the aforementioned while looking fabulous in high performance outdoor gear?

If that’s a yes, you how to reach me*.

If not; enjoy watching the process through this Tumblr in between our regularly schedule programming of Burners, local bars, animals I think are awesome, men with fantastic facial hair, general Internet humdrum, and bananas.

*Smoke signals accepted. Standard texting rates apply.

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