I fucking love noodles.

No, I don’t think you understand me. I’m in love with noodles. They are my soul food. The peas to my carrots. If I had to eat one type of food for the rest of my earthly life, it would be noodles. I don’t care how they’re cooked, put them in my mouth and I’ll love you forever. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad noodle dish - and I’ve eaten A LOT of noodle dishes. From all walks of cuisine, in many parts of the world. Even the parts where there shouldn’t be noodle dishes. Like Switzerland.

So trust me, the key to my heart are noodles.

And diamonds.

But mostly noodles.