So my cool roommate…
just informed me of something.
Dumbass roommate can’t find his keys, and he told cool roommate that he thinks I took them and have been driving his car around.
What a fuckass.
Oh dude… I thought those were YOUR keys… Fuck it - the car blows anyways. You want to go to Arby’s in this shitty car whose keys I’ve found?
You’re buyin’ the crispy chicken and curly fries.
… big beef and cheese for me… AND YEAH!
Oh, oh Grab me a beef ‘n’ cheds. I’m good for it. Thaaaaaanks
