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Katy Perry features her hometown of Santa Barbara in her new music video for the single, “Teenage Dream” which is nice, because Santa Barbara is beautiful and probably holds a great deal of memories for the singer growing up, falling in love for the first time, leaving, etc.
Moments to enjoy in this video:
First love complex
Mad de-saturated with a navy layer of exclusion set to, what? 20%. Omg so high school livejournal photoshop icon memoriessss.
Dream boyfriend being all into boxing ‘n shit. His shoes are cuffed vintage leather boots, so you know he’s a gentleman. He won’t bone you till AFTER the post-prom bonfire. Class.
Midnight swimming.
Things to care less about:
In high school, if a car full of hipsters pulled up to me, going ape shit dancing, throwing their Indian headdresses to Modest Mouse, high as balls; I probably would have begun to put actual (instead of hypothetical) effort into saving money so I could mount tear gas cannons onto my Suburban*. 
Mass underwear beach bonanza. It’s impossible to do this outside of college and not look like you’re on PCP, mmkay. 
* There’s no law against doing this to my bike. Good to know.

Katy Perry features her hometown of Santa Barbara in her new music video for the single, “Teenage Dream” which is nice, because Santa Barbara is beautiful and probably holds a great deal of memories for the singer growing up, falling in love for the first time, leaving, etc.

Moments to enjoy in this video:

  • First love complex
  • Mad de-saturated with a navy layer of exclusion set to, what? 20%. Omg so high school livejournal photoshop icon memoriessss.
  • Dream boyfriend being all into boxing ‘n shit. His shoes are cuffed vintage leather boots, so you know he’s a gentleman. He won’t bone you till AFTER the post-prom bonfire. Class.
  • Midnight swimming.

Things to care less about:

  • In high school, if a car full of hipsters pulled up to me, going ape shit dancing, throwing their Indian headdresses to Modest Mouse, high as balls; I probably would have begun to put actual (instead of hypothetical) effort into saving money so I could mount tear gas cannons onto my Suburban*.
  • Mass underwear beach bonanza. It’s impossible to do this outside of college and not look like you’re on PCP, mmkay.

* There’s no law against doing this to my bike. Good to know.