March 2012
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Today I got my haircut/ego stroked
Malina (shampoo'ing hair): So what do you do? Are you a model?
Me: No.
Maline: ...oh?
Me: I'm in advertising.
Maline: You were just born pretty then?
Me: Yes. (beat) All rejected models work in advertising these days.
Maline: That's so true.
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February 2012
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“And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world...”
– Robert Fulghum, All I Need To Know I Learned in Kindergarten
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Because... Kennedy.
Me: Our country is probably full on bright, talented, highly capable people to run for President. I get that expense is half the battle but come'on right? If we're educating hundreds of thousands of people to shoot for managing and running companies - how is our country not a company at this point in time? There's glory and honor in being the CFO of the USA, right? So where are The Brains and why aren't they running?
Dad: Because they'd be killed.
Me: Oh...
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Best Fish Tacos in Ensenada
Child (standing on stool): Mom. Mom hey, I'm higher than you!
Mother: Sit down.
Child: I'm higher than you!
Mother: Sit down, please.
Child (turns to stranger to his left, laughing): I'm higher than you!
Kelly: Doubt it, dude.
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I Put BBQ Sauce on my Salad; a Memoir
By Kelly Egan
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Prop. 8: Gay-marriage ban unconstitutional, court... →
A federal appeals court Tuesday struck down California’s ban on same-sex marriage, clearing the way for the U.S. Supreme Court to rule on gay marriage as early as next year.
The 2-1 decision by a panel of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals found that Proposition 8, the 2008 ballot measure that limited marriage to one man and one woman, violated the U.S. Constitution. The architects of...
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I wish the Cap 'n' Cork delivered
…candy
