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My video response to “Why do women always forget to put the toilet seat back up?”

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Dressing Myself Check List

- Am I wearing all muted colors or the absence of all color? - All leg or nothing. None of this capri middle ground nonsense. - Are you wearing shoes you could easily run in or go for days in but still look super cool? Like a post-apocalypse hunting action wear, or National Geographic chic? - One ring. One necklace. - Where is your vest? - Now throw a scarf thingy over it. - Hood...

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In Which (New) Corner Liquor Store Man Tells Me to...

 I've moved and my new Corner Liquor Store Man and I are still getting aquatinted. This happened tonight. 
CLSM: Ah, champagne and beers tonight.
KE: Yes. 
CLSM: What's wrong?
KE: I can't find my cat. I was hanging lights and he ran out and it's dark and he won't come when I call him. 
CLSM: Cats are like men. They always come back. Don't worry, he'll come home. 
KE: I'm worried someone will just, you know, scoop him up.
CLSM: Then you have no worries. Save money on cats food. Buy more liquor. 
KE: ...
CLSM: You should get a dog. They are loyal and never leave in the first place. Mans best friend. Girls best friend. 
KE: I want my dumb cat back.   
 When I came back from the store, the cat was sitting on the porch. He gave me his "Where were you?" deadpan glare. So much better than champagne.