March 2011
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WatchMy video response to “What do you think it takes to enjoy Burning Man?”
February 2011
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“Always with the bullshit, period piece, documentary taking the Best Picture. Why...”
– My mother, on the Oscars.
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That shitty feeling you have, like the time I...
- Spilled an entire Blood Mary in the golf cart before I even got two sips in.
- Got really balls-to-the-wall pretty for his stupid DJ set, and instead met his new girlfriend.
- Woke up to cat vomit…in my bed.
- Walked into a room during sex. (x4)
- Risked using the expired milk for my mac ‘n’ cheese even though it smelt okay, I added it and it totally fucked up the dish...
When you come back from the grocery store and...
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I'm gonna wait until you're on the toliet to...
but to pet me,” thought the demanding cat.
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Well, it's after 5pm.
Garter belt: on.
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B.C. - Before Cheez
Kelly: But who really discovered cheese?
Dillon: Oh, now you're just asking the dumbest questions.
Kelly: HOW DID IT HAPPEN?
Dillon: IT'S FROM THE GODS.
Allyson: The Egyptians drank beer. From reeds. With hops floating all in it.
Kelly: Holy shit...
Hey internet nerds
jcdelbarcoii:
Hulu isn’t available in Morocco… so can some of you 4chan trollface dweebs give me any tips so I can get it to work and waste more time watching Shy Ronnie?
thanks.
NOPE. NOT SORRY. GO OUTSIDE.
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WatchMy video response to “Dying on the moon: awesome or terrible?”
“On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.”
– Henry Louis Mencken