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You know that song...
Mom: You know that Christmas song? The one that goes, 'da nun-na-nun naaa'
Audrey: Oh yeah, like, 'baby it's great...weather cold slate'
Kelly: 'Baby It's Cold Outside?'
Audrey: 'Your eyes are like hearts'
Mom: 'I wish I could fake...smelling is great.'
Kelly: Okay, none of those are the right words. You mean the song "Baby It's Cold Outside."
Mom: Yes. The one with the guy and girl singing to each other.
Kelly: Yeah, so?
Mom: Today I heard that song, only it was sung by two women.
Mother takes a bite out of a persimmon. Exits Kitchen.
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“Jay Z would never do that.”
– Upset girlfriend.
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