August 2010
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I just spent the last two hours hand sewing...
AND I’M SCREAMING.
Jul 30th
ADVENTURES IN MEDIOCRITY: Top Three Favorite... →
walex: … 1. A leather saddle, on the back of a horse. 2. The beach. 3. Garlic. 4. A freshly showered dude. 1. coconuts 2. the smell a match makes 3. sofrito [frying onions, garlic and green peppers] this is only off the top of my head, but here goes: 1. a guy wearing old spice 2. the… 1. Campfire  2. Men  3. Gasoline
Jul 30th
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mikeypizzle asked: When I worked at starbucks i once drank 16 shots of espresso in about 20 mins.....i've never been so high and then crashed so hard in my entire life....it was like the detox scene in Trainspotting in the span of 30 minutes.
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
I drank 9 cups of coffee today and I want to kill...
YOU BLACK THE FUCK OUT.
Jul 29th
theblueprint asked: something so terrible it can't be done/used ironically?
Jul 28th
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Things you (think you) can accomplish during that...
- Telepathy - Setting things on fire with your eyes - Hotdog eating competitions - A Masters Degree in Literature - The whole bottle of wine - Wearing glasses like a sexy librarian - Seducing gay men - Karate
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Turns out, after drinking mad whiskey, I yell like...
Don be jelous’….
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What I've learned about two men fighting over a...
as heard from my desk - White boy with ponytail has never lied to Asian boy. - Asian boy swears he didn’t know anything. - Ponytail says he reached for his phone and they both went down. - Ashley totally doesn’t want Asian boy around. - Asian boy has every right to feel upset. - Ponytail doesn’t want him around any more either. (Big surprise) - Everything is not cool. The...
Jul 23rd
(630): The drunken tricycle race really added...
(via srsly) Well now I know what we’re doing this weekend…
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Jul 18th
WHY IS EVERYTHING STILL MELTING
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Jul 16th
“We love our users, we love them…we want to make all of our users happy”
– Steve Jobs during the iPhone 4.0 damage control conference. You sound like me when I’m in a seriously doomed relationship.
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