July 2010
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paulewogblog asked: What if I were to tell you that you were the worst "How Many Beers Has Paul Drank Today?" player ever?
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In which I explain Internet media to Corner Liquor...
Corner Liquor Store Owner: I watch the Cup here, on the TV.
Me: Yeah, I'm watching it on the Internet.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: You can do that?
Me: Yeah.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: On the Internet?
Me: Streaming live TV off of websites.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: Are these websites free?
Me: Yeah. Sort of. Some require registering accounts.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: But you need phone for the Internet?
Me: No, cable.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: Yes, I watch the Cup here, on cable TV.
Me: ...just the cran juice for me today, thanks.
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I got a check today from Sallie Mae for $1.17
Drinks* on me.
*Hope you like tears in a shot glass.
“Sometimes you take it to pasture, let it live its life out. Other times you grab...”
– Relationships
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5 hours, 13 minutes
- Current time delay of an e-mail-to-Tumblr post.
I know y’all working on it, but damn.
This one time in college, at this indie-radio-alt party, my sister dropped her entire drink onto the floor. It was a Screwdriver too, so the orange juice was sure as hell set to stick to that floor for days. She’s a pro, and quickly mopped up the mess with the nearby paper towl roll. Now, I knew...
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Tumblr is taking a page from the French
and failing.
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Scott & Ernie; Posing
Fitzgerald: Ernest, look at me.
Hemingway: No. Go away. Can't you see I'm whiskey? I mean writing.
Fitzgerald: Not when my hand is so casually draped over my eyes.
Hemingway: Good God, man. What the fuck.
Fitzgerald: 'm posing. See how I'm deconstructed and disconnected...physically.
Hemingway: You look bored to death. What's that shit in your hair?
Fitzgerald: Oil. It's called "slicking", Ernest. It's hip.
Hemingway: Gay.
Fitzgerald: No, 'disinterested'. Note my eye roll.
Hemingway: You're such an idiot.
Fitzgerald: Watch me snag that babe at the gin hole with these eyes.
Hemingway: Not on this side of paradise...
Fitzgerald: OH HEYYYY
theblueprint asked: fyi: i decided that the vest you're wearing is comprised entirely of turquoise beads. so rad.
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The only thing old fashioned about me
is my drink.
Walk into a gallery, like a painting. Buy it.
- Things I can’t wait to do
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I'm so happy I can focus 101% of my energy into...
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