May 2010
April 2010
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Bangs make the bitch.
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Donuts
Give them to me.
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I could eat a hotdog pretty much everyday till I...
…of happiness.
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I love you,
Strappy leather do-dads
Fast torrent downloads
Freeway architecture
Desert winds
iPhone text message alert sound
Carlo Rossi
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The warning label on a 4Loko can says,
“Caution: if you drink this, in the morning, you will feel like you’ve been hit by a freight train full of dirty dildos.”
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In my dream I stole hundreds of dollars worth of...
Gonna lay off the fast food this week.
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Acceptable memorable film monolouges to recite...
“I’m talking about The Dude here…” Sam Elliott, The Big Lebowski
“Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” - Bill Pullman, Independence Day
“I look at people and I see nothing worth liking,” Daniel Day Lewis, There Will Be Blood
“Do not be troubled — for you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead!”...
i dont cry anymore
(via toots)
Ah, the power of Birth Control.
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Everyone's in Marketing these days.
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