January 2011
Crockpot full of meatballs
~forever alone~
December 2010
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YAYYYYYY
Nathan came home!
Thanks, Universe!
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bringtheruckuss asked: i'm a bear. not a gay one. like a wilderness bear. but a person. i don't eat people. but i do scratch my back on trees.
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bringtheruckuss asked: i'm a bear. not a gay one. like a wilderness bear. but a person. i don't eat people. but i do scratch my back on trees.
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Introducing little sister to dubstep
And other short stories of “WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN”
By
Kelly Egan
EDIT: Okay, good it know guys: Mom and Sister both know how to “dance” to dubstep now. I give the best Christmas presents.
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Q: I should not
1) Have boiled 6 eggs.
2) Have chopped an onion in the dark.
3) Have added mayo thinking it would equal mayonnaise.
4) Have eaten that entire bowl of egg salad.
A. 4)
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The rain came in…we got to caulk or else the cable will keep on...
– My Father
Totally unaware of his suburban jive skillz
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Eating Everything Left in the Fridge
- Egg Salad
- A tub of hummus
- Left over …curry?
- Fried Rice
- Carrots
- Mystery red sauce that I’ll probably pour over the fried rice.
- Whoppers
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Does Your Vagina Need A $50 Steam Bath? →
Guess what my sister got me for Christmas…
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My video response to “I think you should know, that drunken Serb kills Egyptian shark story is untrue. It’s still at large!”
Drunken Serb Kills Shark That Has Been Terrorizing... →
doinwork:
tumbledore:
“Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sharm El Sheikh. The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
‘Dragan...
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