December 2010
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There's a turkey sitting outside in a 5 gallon...
I’m in charge.
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I just got served
delicious pie.
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NEW CAREER PATH
dammitjean:
katbeee:
As of tomorrow, going to become LA’s premiere “authentic” Four Loko dealer. You know where to find me.
Other LA friends, take heed.
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majuan asked: Hello, I have another question. This is a serious one. I may be wrong, but I've noticed from some of your posts that you're a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to the alcoholic beverage. Not that I'm calling you an alcoholic or anything, it's just that you seem to like your booze. So what I want to ask you is; what kind of drink would you recommend for a beginner like me...
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Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
– Archimedes, 300 B.C.
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Holiday Scratchers
*1 Doubleshot Energy Coffee. 1 packet of salted peanuts.*
Corner Liquor Store Owner: Are you sick?
Me: No, I'm sad.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: Don't be sad.
Me: But my soul hurts.
Corner Liquor Store Owner: Ah, okay. No, the soul is fine. Don't be sad. *pause* You are better than that. It will get better, okay. Always gets better.
Me: I hope so. In the meantime, yo, I need some caffeine and hopes of winning a lot of money. Got any holiday scratchers?
Corner Liquor Store Owner: Good, good. See - you fine already.
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