February 2010
I don't get it...
mikeypizzle: you guys know i’m drunk right now….and you know i love boobs…why haven’t i received any from any of you….that’s what the /ask feature is for….fail tumblr….total failure. Drunk hairy man doesn’t get what he wants after begging through Internet, next, on Sick Sad World.
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RUN HOME, JACK
RUN HOME, JACK
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Cartoon Villian Look-A-Like
Mike: You know who you look like right now?
Kelly: ....
Mike: Dr. Claw.
Kelly: I don't know who that is - wait- what? Inspector Gadget?
Mike: Yeah.
Kelly: But you never see his face. How can I look like him?
Mike: It's the way you pet the cat and look at the computer.
Kelly: ...
Mike: ....
Kelly: I'm glad it's that and not my deep voice, or claw-like hand.
Mike: ...
Kelly: Goddamnit.
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The Super Bowl is coming. You know what that...
EXPENSIVE ADVERTISING! Anheuser-Busch dropped DDB for Cannonball. No more horses or “Drinkability”. Coca-Cola is tapping into social media and…The Simpsons? Pepsi is back. We’ll see the launch of Dove’s new Mens line. - This excites me, and I honestly couldn’t tell you who’s playing.
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I really hope the entrance into heaven looks like...
If I wasn’t already dead, I’d die from awesome.
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Jersey Shore is over and with it, my will to live.
(via principialuis) I have the number of a great therapist. Whoops. I mean tanning salon. Wait. Sorry. I meant hooker.
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