June 2009
Sobering up in front of a computer screen...
Help me Tumblr, you’re my only hope.
May 2009
Children and drunks always speak the truth.
(via lolitas)
At times, I am both.
Perhaps this is what Twitter was meant for. →
(via fidelcostco)
I was eating yogurt while reading a few. I don’t ever want to eat yogurt again. Terrible food-visual association. Great.
molmeister:
Goodbye Orange County
Goodbye Molly!
The most important thing I've learned this year,...
Delete. Unfriend. Unfollow. Block. Etc.
And only on The Internet, can that be done.
Therefore, only on The Internet, can there be peace.
So my cool roommate...
barelysarcasm:
ewokonline:
barelysarcasm:
ewokonline:
just informed me of something.
Dumbass roommate can’t find his keys, and he told cool roommate that he thinks I took them and have been driving his car around.
What a fuckass.
Oh dude… I thought those were YOUR keys… Fuck it - the car blows anyways. You want to go to Arby’s in this shitty car whose keys I’ve found?
You’re buyin’...
THE SUMMER AFTER COLLEGE
AKA: Getting hams’ed every night in a pool.
IT'S LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS SAID,
“If the shoe fits - beat her to death with it.”