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I'm eating half a pound of risotto, reading Hot...
If I had a dick, it would be out.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
I had a nightmare I was riding my bike, the tire...
kiloko: iaminlikewithmybike: kellyegan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I popped it in the first place by launching over a lion. I should know better WOW I HAD THE SAME BAD DREAMM well they were out of stock of everything.. this was last night… We are bike-dream twins.
Dec 29th
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I had a nightmare I was riding my bike, the tire...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I popped it in the first place by launching over a lion. I should know better
Dec 28th
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“A friend leaves a warm bed on a rainy night to dole out two consecutive boxes of...”
–  Melissa Hellstern, How to Be Lovely
Dec 26th
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Mother hits Audrey over head with dish towel,...
“STUNAD! STUNAD! STUNAD! AAAHHHH Che non va con lei?”
Dec 26th
Best Quotes from a Egan Christmas, 2009.
“Those fucking firefighters are getting paid $200,000 in LA.” “The whole of California will shift into the ocean! THE OCEAN. All this: under water.” “There must be some way to remember this.” “The Catholic Church and the Roman Orthodox Church are going to combine? Bullshit.” *Mom points to comic in the NYT* “You can do this. Why...
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Dad paid all my parking tickets for Christmas.
Relief!!!!!!
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Merry Christmas, you jerks. I'm going to bed so...
(via fairchilds) and hopefully not take a shit.
Dec 25th
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MERRY CHRISTMAS OL' SAVINGS AND LOANS!
Dec 25th
Hello my name is Malcolm Gladwell, someone send...
principialuis: SEE YOU IN HELL GOYIM, Malcolm Gladwell Oh God it’s like he’s right here. NO! NO!!!!
Dec 25th
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WatchWatch
“NEXT” (…sound familiar?) - A day in 140 seconds Ever worked behind a counter? This is my day. My lens. Are you in it? This is so clever! Love it.
Dec 24th
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On the Twelfth Day of Tumblr, my Followers gave to...
Twelve dashboard updates Eleven 4chan mentions Ten ironic film ‘caps Nine insanity wolves yellin’ Eight bitches preaching Seven boys on fixies Six Formspring questions Five Instant Reblogs! Four Likes and Hearts Three iPhone posts Two new followers And a gratuitous Wednesday photo of yourself!
Dec 24th
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Just set my mom up with her new iPhone and Gmail...
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Dec 23rd
"The Boyfriend List"
6od: Can’t believe I’m posting this. Can’t believe I even wrote it. I mentioned this in another post, and then someone asked me on formspring to post it. I wrote this in like, June or July… I can’t remember. Reading back, the shit I actually wrote descriptively, sounds pretty retarded. Like I’m 14 or something. But whatever, I’m just gonna type it exactly as I wrote it. Bear with me… READ ON ...
Dec 23rd
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I swear to god Tumblr, enough of the...
Dec 23rd