May 2013
May 23rd
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Drunk Slurs That Turn Into BFF-dom
Hey! HEY. Come here. You’re all right, you know that?  I’m sorry, but I Googled you in the bathroom and found your Livejournal Icon Community archive. I’ve followed you on _____ for years, asshole.  GRYFFINDORS NEVER BACK DOWN!  Want to go into their bedroom and flip everything upside down?  Take this pancake because I love you.  The second season of everything is crap...
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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“According to the Doug Seus’ Wasatch Rocky Wildlife website representing...”
– - ‘Game of Thrones’ scene stealer, Bart the Bear Jr.  T.T
May 15th
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Thoughts and prayers to the champions already boning to ‘Random Access Memories’
May 13th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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Eat too many tacos and feel
- an incredible temptation to sleep under desk - many feelings - at peace with every obstacle you’ve conquered in life so far - one with the universe - a need for more tacos - i dunno. really good, man  
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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“Although he had a kind and gentle voice, his eyes were sterile and piercing....”
– - Description of William Masters, pioneer of sexual science and therapy,  via Amazon
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Will you still love me when I’m no longer young & full of burrito? 
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Out of hundreds of names submitted from the Creative Dept., a group of professional adults went through a series of strategical brainstorms and debates until agreeing that the best name - the most appropriate name - for their new dermatologically developed lotion, was Lubriderm.  Lube.ree.derm.  No doubt when announced, somewhere deep within the bull pen of junior creatives, a cackle was...
Apr 20th
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CISPA permits police to do warrantless database... →
Amendment was shot down that would have required warrants before police could peruse shared information for any evidence of hundreds of different crimes. Read this article by Declan McCullagh on CNET News. The beginning of the end. 
Apr 19th
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Sitting on the couch late one evening, a beauty ad for correcting dark circles under eyes interrupts our Hulu video.  “Why don’t they make makeup for men,” says my boyfriend, innocently.  I suddenly realize that, in fact, makeup for men already exists. That the majority of makeup for women isn’t magically engineered so much for the sex, but is simply marketed to them. A...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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New Zealand becomes 14th country to pass marriage... →
New Zealand is set to become the one of the latest nations to allow same-sex marriage after the country’s Parliament passed a bill legalizing it Wednesday. Bless it! 
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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WatchWatch
*i believe i can try*
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Bless us Al Pastor for these thy meats we are about to receive From thy street truck Through Lupe Vasquez from Inglewood  Amen. 
Apr 5th
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