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Drunk Slurs That Turn Into BFF-dom

  • Hey! HEY. Come here. You’re all right, you know that? 
  • I’m sorry, but I Googled you in the bathroom and found your Livejournal Icon Community archive.
  • I’ve followed you on _____ for years, asshole. 
  • GRYFFINDORS NEVER BACK DOWN! 
  • Want to go into their bedroom and flip everything upside down? 
  • Take this pancake because I love you. 
  • The second season of everything is crap really. 
  • You remind me of a Bond Girl…
  • You remind me of Tilda Swinton…
  • But your mom is the best.
  • Here, I brought you chilled white wine. 
  • Want to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000? 


Rowsdower, Rowsdower
Rowzzer Rowzzer, Rowsdower
Bowszer Bowszer, Bowzdower
Zappidby Zabbity, Zowsdower
Bippity Biddity, Rowsdower
Boppity Bopiddy, 
Rows
Dower

Rowsdower, Rowsdower

Rowzzer Rowzzer, Rowsdower

Bowszer Bowszer, Bowzdower

Zappidby Zabbity, Zowsdower

Bippity Biddity, Rowsdower

Boppity Bopiddy,

Rows

Dower